Wish I was turning 21 next month & not just 19 because I told bby that when I turn 21 I want to go Napa Valley & get plastered at wine tastings & then drink more wine all weekend.
I mean, i’ll get wine & get plastered anyway… it just won’t be at a fancy winery in Northern California.
Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor
“get in the fucking tardis GOD”
“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing”
doctor, where are we?
“in the shit.”
(Source: threelivestoiled, via ottoborg)